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"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003
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"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
— Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. (1982)
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Snapple Facts |
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#153 The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.
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Yo Mama ... |
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is so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an Afro!
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One Liners |
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Q: What do you call the blonde corpse in your attic?
A: 1995 hide-and-seek champion!
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As of Today
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Yo mama so fat...
Yo mama so fat she plays hoola-hoop with the rings ...
Published : 06.19.2000
Rate: 2.97
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Yo Mama is so fat ...
When she hauls ass she has to make two ...
Published : 01.01.2000
Rate: 3.16
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Yo Mama's So Poor...
Yo mama is so poor, she can't even put her two cents into a conversation...
Published : 12.10.1998
Rate: 3.08
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Goofball Facts |
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Roosters can't crow if they can't fully extend their necks.
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