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"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
— Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
 
 

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#133 Honeybees navigate by using the sun as a compass.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so short she can play handball on the curb.
 
 

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Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres almost drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
 
 



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