"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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How many women?
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.09.2000 5:42:34 PM EST)
How many women does it take to spell 'roll'?
Nobody knows. It's never been done.
A toll?
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started by
Asp
(07.09.2000 7:39:37 AM EST)
Dumbass obvious joke
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