A young man had been seriously dating three lovely girls and
was finally faced with the dilemma of which one to marry. As a
test he gave each one of them one
thousand dollars.
The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new
clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look
saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why?
Because I love you, dear."
The second girl returned with new golf equipment, a new stereo
VCR, and a month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all of
these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love
you so."
The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly
doubled her
original amount. She reinvested the profits which
continued to multiply and returned the first thousand to the
young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as
an investment in our future together. That's how much I love
you, my dear."
The young man was very impressed by all of their responses.
And after giving long and careful consideration, he married the
one with the biggest breasts.
