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Q: What's the height of conceit? A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
A guy gets on a plane and reaches his seat to find he's next to
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ewwwwwwww
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Bloodlust
(09.30.2000 1:15:55 AM EST)
If I ever smelled a pussy that smelled like stanky assed feet then I am gettin the fuck out of there.... She must have had some really wierd foot fetish or somethin'
You cannot sedate.... All the things you hate
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