A man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has only
24 hours
to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both have
a long
cry over it, he asks her if she would make love to him because
he only
has 24 hours to live.
"Of course Darling." she replied. And so they have sex.
Four hours later they are lying in bed and he turns to her
again, and
says, "You know I only have 20 hours to live, do you think we
could do
it again?"
Again she responds very sympathetically and agrees to have sex.
Another 8 hours pass, and she has fallen asleep from
exhaustion; he
taps her on the shoulder, and asks her again, "You know dear, I
only
have 12 more hours left, how about again for old times sake?"
By this
time she is getting a little annoyed, but reluctantly agrees.
After they finish she goes back to sleep and 4 hours later, he
taps her
on the shoulder again and says, "Dear, I hate to keep bothering
you but
you know I only have 8 hours left before I die, can we do it
one more
time?"
She turns to him with a grimaced look on her face and says,
"Enough is
enough! I have to get up in the morning - you don't!"
