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stupidfuck
(12.27.2000 6:20:28 PM EST)
if it smells like fish, it's a dish!
jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
you forgot one thing
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.28.2000 5:55:30 PM EST)
well the writer forgot "hundreds of hares" just so you know!
kick ass
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Fluff
(06.19.2000 5:15:03 PM EST)
i'm first
peachy!
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