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"Should any Iraqi officer or soldier receive an order from Saddam Hussein ... don't follow that order. Because if you choose to do so, when Iraq isliberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Taking Action to Strengthen Small BusinessRemarks by the President on the Economy," Jan. 22, 2003
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"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
— Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota. (1996)
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#155 In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.
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is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
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 Snow Emergency | | By: Anonymous | Published: 06/23/2000 | | |  |
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Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies "Jeez, OK."
Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, OK."
Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the
instructions. He says to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the garage." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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this was so bad
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started by
amirian
(06.23.2000 8:13:52 PM EST)
i think we should shut this site down, its suxHELLZ BELLZ
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Odds & Evens
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NakedCanuck
(06.23.2000 12:07:16 PM EST)
Rock, paper, siscors to see who goes.The Naked Canuck
Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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HAHAHAH
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started by
XorsistXtreme
(06.23.2000 2:38:46 AM EST)
what the fuck is this shit supposed to mean?
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Huh?
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rook30505
(06.23.2000 0:51:21 AM EST)
I don't get it.Spank my ass!
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