Things Women Should Never Say To A Naked Man
By: Anonymous	Published: 07/10/2000
Oh, it's so cute. I'm so sorry. I've smoked joints fatter than that. Who circumcised you? Why don't we just cuddle? You know they have surgery to fix that. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. Can I paint a smiley face on that? Wow, and your feet are so big. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. It's OK, we'll work around it. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? Oh no, a flash headache! My 8-year-old brother has one like that. Let me go get my tweezers. How sweet, you brought incense! This explains your car. Are you one of those pygmies? All right! A treasure hunt! Why is God punishing you? But it still works, right? Do you take steroids? Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? Let me know when you're done. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? Aww, it's hiding. Are you cold? If you get me real drunk first. Is that an optical illusion? Were you neutered? It's a good thing you have so many other talents. Does it come with an air pump? Wow, some place to put my rings. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes! So this is why I'm supposed to judge people on personality. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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What the Hell? (0 replies) started by Bigern40962 (05.31.2001 12:29:41 PM EST) Now how am I going to comment on that shit? Hi there!!! What's going on???

no way... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (07.14.2000 7:53:04 AM EST) ...u will make me talk about this... btw so this is your only problem with men, huh???!!! nice to know that...

you (0 replies) started by amac007 (07.11.2000 11:42:58 PM EST) check this out.

they ran this b4 (0 replies) started by beadro (07.10.2000 11:39:30 PM EST) they ran this 1 b4 check in their very first 2 months of the sex jokes

none of these apply to me... (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (07.10.2000 2:42:53 PM EST) and that's not just talk, I give out pictures to prove it...ladies only of course..lol

1st (0 replies)   started by deeznutz (07.10.2000 1:05:19 AM EST) it should be things women should never say to a naked man with a lil' dick deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

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