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A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had given her a prescription for the male hormone testosterone.
The woman was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm afraid you're giving me too much. I've started growing hair in places where I've never grown hair before."
The doctor reassured her, "A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?"
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I'm not a doctor but...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(08.30.2000 3:34:25 PM EST)
If she's got balls then probably she took too much of that hormone stuff. Or she was a man to begin with. Dammit, now MY balls are itching.
yikes!
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started by
NakedCanuck
(08.29.2000 4:01:07 PM EST)
bad visual. Must eliminate it from my mind.....
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
hmmm...
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started by
bigtomato
(08.29.2000 0:29:08 AM EST)
is she supposed to have balls is my question..
Well, All The Dirty Mexicans That Live In My Neighborhood Follow Me In Their Big Vans Hootin And Hollerin 'Cuz Im So Purdy!
I got your 'Big Tomatoes' right here baby!
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