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 Sex Is Like A Carnival | | By: Anonymous | Published: 07/31/2000 | | |  |
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and end
up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around
her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. He turns to her... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make love.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the
afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
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mysterio20016486
(10.01.2000 2:43:57 AM EST)
Can you send me more celebrities naked mini video
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man...
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slade
(07.31.2000 2:17:25 PM EST)
this anonymous guy is obsessed with bandwidth...an apparent computer geek
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my comment
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.31.2000 10:47:01 AM EST)
I have nothing useful to add to this joke but I will join everyone else here who post meaningless messages and clog the bandwidth of the Internet. Thank you.
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h8suall
(07.31.2000 0:56:05 AM EST)
This joke is very OLD. Guess I don't rule on this one.
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