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Secrets Among Friends

By: VirtualJulPublished: 10/12/2000
 
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There are these four women - in their late 50's or early 60s - playing mahjong one day when one woman stops playing and says "I have to tell you all something - I'm a kleptomaniac, but I want you to know that I've NEVER taken anything from any of you."

So the next woman says, "Well, as long as we're being honest - I have to tell you, I'm a nymphomaniac, but I have my own circle of people and I've never hit on any of your family members or friends."

And so the third woman says, "Well, I'm a lesbian, but you have no worries, I've never been attracted to any of you"

The 4th woman says, "Well, I'm a yenta and I have to go make some phone calls!!!"

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    Um (0 replies)
    started by InFaMouZTHaDoN
    (05.30.2001 11:27:56 PM EST)

    yen·ta (ynt)
    n. Slang
    A person, especially a woman, who is meddlesome or gossipy.


    ------------------------- [Yiddish yente, back-formation from the woman's name Yente, alteration of Yentl, from Old Italian Gentile, from gentile, amiable, highborn, from Latin gentlis, of the same clan. See gentle.]

    hey!!!!! (0 replies)
    started by prettyangel
    (10.17.2000 7:22:49 PM EST)

    the joke is not funny anymore if we have to WORK to understand it!!!!

    I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

    So what if this is the internet... (0 replies)
    started by toadwart
    (10.15.2000 3:42:07 AM EST)

    I think you're missing the point about this fellas. There is such a thing as a dictionary, even dictionary.com, but there's something really important when it comes to jokes. Timing. The joke wasn't funny because some of us didn't know what a Yenta is. If we looked it up in the dictionary, it would still suck. A joke isn't supposed to involve research. Keep the joke short. The timing of it is thrown completely off course if it's dragged out. Have you ever had to explain a joke?

    And anyone who's considering flaming me for this, it's because you have a small nutsack or other inferiority.

    Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight.

    yenta!!! (0 replies)
    started by seemi77
    (10.13.2000 10:45:10 PM EST)

    is a fucking jew i think!

    stupid ass shit (0 replies)
    started by seemi77
    (10.13.2000 10:43:37 PM EST)

    this is the worht fucking joke ever

    read books more (0 replies)
    started by klitz
    (10.13.2000 9:18:00 AM EST)

    and you might learn a thing or two

    whats the fuck is a yenta? (0 replies)
    started by gladepoopoo
    (10.13.2000 0:21:12 AM EST)

    thats to hard of a word.. this joke sucks ass

    FUCK DA NUT~

    boooooooooo! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.12.2000 3:44:18 PM EST)

    huh? i don't use big words like that!

    A Yenta is... (0 replies)
    started by virtualjul
    (10.12.2000 1:15:42 PM EST)

    a person who likes to gossip...

    Sorry the joke was over your heads. And as Naked Canuck said so eloquently below -- this is the Internet. Next time try www.dictionary.com.


    VirtualJul
    Goofball Staff

    Oh please, people! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (10.12.2000 11:02:44 AM EST)


    This is the internet you're on (not just your portal to cheap porn paid for by your parents). Since your inability to look up anything you don't understand seems to be proportional to your limited comprehension and reading skills, I can tell I'm wasting my time. Just try people.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    a yenta is... (0 replies)
    started by XorsistXtreme
    (10.12.2000 1:41:37 AM EST)

    a fucked up way of saying, "This joke blows chunks of donkey shit mixed with decapitated baby rats"

    Me too. (0 replies)
    started by toadwart
    (10.12.2000 1:21:34 AM EST)

    Maybe they should either put it into words we all understand or give us definitions... I've never heard the word Yenta in my life.

    Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight.

    Me too. (0 replies)
    started by toadwart
    (10.12.2000 1:20:53 AM EST)

    Maybe they should either put it into words we all understand or give us definitions... I've never heard the word Yenta in my life.

    Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes and clever in their own sight.

    I think this joke would be funny.. (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (10.12.2000 0:38:02 AM EST)

    if I knew what a Yenta was.

    Dumb white boy,but the first one,hah

    "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

    FIRST!!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by mizike
    (10.12.2000 0:37:56 AM EST)

    HA, ha.

    I think I'm gonna puke...

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