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Timing is Everything

By: AnonymousPublished: 10/14/2000
 
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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you." Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids too." The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph.

She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"

The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need."

She asks, "Really? What's that?"

The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"

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    Yeah.... (0 replies)
    started by sweetiepeach
    (11.03.2000 3:33:32 PM EST)

    ...this is a guy joke...:)

    ~SweetiePeach~

    now i'm getting pissed off (0 replies)
    started by kingofallmedia420
    (10.16.2000 9:39:42 PM EST)

    i said GOOD jokes

    Legalize, Don't Criminalize

    Ha! (0 replies)
    started by alfspin
    (10.15.2000 11:39:09 PM EST)

    Funny! Finally a good joke!

    Alf is in Da' House!

    Yeah!! (0 replies)
    started by qweer
    (10.15.2000 3:31:46 PM EST)

    Stupid Biotch Damn Right!!

    serves her right (0 replies)
    started by greenapplesplatters
    (10.15.2000 0:35:52 AM EST)

    That was a great joke! Stupid bitch, I would have done the same thing ...

    funnnny (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (10.15.2000 0:24:09 AM EST)

    that was hilarious

    that was good... (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (10.14.2000 3:31:41 PM EST)

    that almost makes me want my next girlfriend to cheat on me

    "You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

    thats great... (0 replies)
    started by slade
    (10.14.2000 10:33:43 AM EST)

    and when he gets a new car(airbag equiped), he can invite his best friend to go for a ride with him.

    RIGHT ON (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (10.14.2000 0:06:38 AM EST)

    THANK GOD FOR AIR BAGS

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