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An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, bends over, and farts... and says: "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound!"
Go Blow Your Father!
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.11.2000 10:08:23 AM EST)
Why does it have to be an Italian woman? Why can't she be Polish or Spanish or some shit like that?
...'cause brocolli's about 89 cents a pound now. Ha ha! Hey, if you like to smell your farts, smile! Okay, now that that's settled, how come nobody else likes to? Hmmmmm.....
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
OLD LADIES
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.11.2000 0:13:07 AM EST)
NOTHING STOPS THEM FROM SPEAKING THEIR MIND
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