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#163 The first penny had the motto "Mind your own business".
Yo Mama ...
is so bald you can see what's on her mind
One Liners
Q: What has six legs and eats pussy? A: You, me and Ellen Degeneres.
old
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SuzieQ
(11.15.2000 8:24:41 PM EST)
only you forgot the "three times"
SO IS THAT
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donut38
(11.15.2000 0:31:27 AM EST)
A PLUS OR A MINUS TO GETTING OLD ?
huh?
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rook30505
(11.15.2000 0:21:28 AM EST)
came where?
What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.
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