Three sisters ages 92, 94, and 96 lived in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and
pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of
the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and
see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the
stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea
listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure
hope I never get that forgetful". She knocks on wood for good
measure.
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I
see who's at the door."
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
I apologize
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teddiebare
(10.08.2001 10:50:27 AM EST)
I would have been here sooner but I forgot where I was. Excellent joke!
Damn!
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tjshere
(10.08.2001 10:20:40 AM EST)
I clicked here so I could make a comment, but I plumb forgot what it was.
They have awakened a sleeping giant. Vengeance will be ours!
LMAO!!
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obiwan
(10.08.2001 4:10:28 AM EST)
Very funny indeed. Alzheimers at its best.
~Obiwan~
Hehehehe!
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kweenbee
(10.08.2001 0:13:15 AM EST)
Good one, Seaweedy. You just described me.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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~Obiwan~
Love the country, live to pee outside!
