"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the
men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on
earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looked the women are gone and there are two
lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles
long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one
man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created
you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one
of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!
Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here".
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This is an outrage!
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started by
kweenbee
(04.05.2002 11:33:56 AM EST)
Can I get in line with the others now?
Love the country, live to pee outside!
This was funny but...
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started by
thegrandpatron
(04.05.2002 6:50:13 AM EST)
...What does GOD expect?
He gave them 50% of the Money and 100% of the Pussy!
HA!
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started by
tjshere
(04.05.2002 3:28:46 AM EST)
Not all of us are in this boat. Some of us figured out a way to beat the system. We stay single.
Never fear.....TJ's here!
oh hahahaha....
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started by
dtahellyeah
(04.05.2002 3:15:01 AM EST)
bashinjg much.hahahaha.it is a good one though.
proves nothing!
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started by
acidinterval
(04.05.2002 2:43:04 AM EST)
we get a little tired of initiating all the time, so we let the woman take controll.
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