"It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it."-George W. Bush, Feb. 8, 2001
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"That's a tough lineup. It's like you are facing All-Stars out there." — John Burkett after losing the 1993 All-Star game
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#20 Broccoli is the only vegetable that is also a flower.
Yo Mama ...
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One Liners
Q. What's the down side to a threesome? A. You could disappoint two women instead of just one.
The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables and their pesticides can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding Cake."
Yeah........
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started by
tjshere
(11.01.2002 3:57:25 AM EST)
I'm sure it took more than a few years off of my life. It made my schween really lonely too.
I'll buy that
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started by
kweenbee
(11.01.2002 0:16:34 AM EST)
It's slow and painful.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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