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Going To The Doctor

By: portajonPublished: 02/17/2003
 
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This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife says, "Where are you going ?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said, "Are you sick?" "No" he said, "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

So his wife gets out of her rocker and puts on her coat. He said, "Where are you going?" She said, "I'm going to the doctor too." He said, "Why?" She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."

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    Hey, another new one! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (02.17.2003 8:38:37 AM EST)

    Funny as hell too. I hope grandpa remembers to pick up some oil though. He's gonna need all the help he can get to bust those nuts loose.

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    Tetanus shot or not, (0 replies)  
    started by willi
    (02.17.2003 0:13:56 AM EST)

    I'm afraid granny's gonna end up with one serious case of lockjaw!

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