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Freindship: Men vs Women

By: robnoxiousPublished: 05/24/2007
 
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Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

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    I beg to differ (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.24.2007 9:31:53 AM EST)


    but the woman would have had her ass covered and one of them would have covered for her.

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