"I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests." -- Bush Jr., in the Houston Chronicle
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"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#142 Hawaii is the only U.S. state never to report a temperature of zero degrees F or below.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty skunks run from her
One Liners
Q: What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life? A: His freshman year.
As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while
being unusually athletic, he
accidentally knocked the bank to the floor where it smashes. To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there are handfuls of five and ten dollar bills. He asks his wife what's up.
"Well," she replied, "Not everyone is as cheap as you are."
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