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 Special Tattoo | | By: Elaine | Published: 02/16/1999 | | |  |
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Jack has a girlfriend, Wendy, whom he loves a lot. To prove how much he loves her, he gets "WENDY" tattooed on his private part. When it's erect, it says her name, and when deflated, it reads "WY."
When she sees her name on his masculine member, she is overwhelmed. Jack pops the question to her, she accepts and off they go to Jamaica on their honeymoon! Once there, they try out all the local culture, including a nude beach. They are having a great time, when Jack decides to get up from sunbathing, and get something to drink at the beach bar. He walks over to the bar with his deflated love muscle, trying not to let his eye wander and embarrass himself!
He orders a drink from the guy at that bar who is also naked. He is surprised to note that the bartender also has "WY" tattooed on his private part! Jack says to the guy, "Wow, what a coincidence, your girlfriend is named 'Wendy,' too, and you have her name tattooed on your private just like mine!!!"
The bartender looks slowly down at Jack's thing, back to his face and starts laughing! Flashing a wide grin, he says, "No mon. Mine say: "Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice Day."
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