"The solid truth of the matter is, when you find—if you want to help heal the hurt, if you want to you hurt people—help people in pain, the best way to do so is to call upon the great strength of the country, which is the compassion of our fellow Americans."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks," Nov. 4, 2002
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#225 There are towns named Sandwich in Illinois and Massachusetts.
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so ugly when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!
One Liners
Q: Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? A: He did okay until his business fell off.
A woman and her lover are in bed together when suddenly, her husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the
guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby
oil and covers him in talcum powder. "Don't move! You're a
statue!" she says. The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that
the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she. The
married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies and
comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the 'statue' and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days
at the Smiths', and
they never fed me a thing!"
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