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 The Three Hillbillies | | By: Laura | Published: 02/02/1999 | | |  |
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Three hillbillies were sittin on the porch. The first hillbilly
said "My wife is so dumb, yesterday she drug home a brand
new washer and dryer, and we ain't even got
electricity!"
The second hillbilly said "My wife is stupider thaaan yers,
yesterday she brings home a new dishwasher, and we ain't even
got runnin water!"
The third hillbilly said "My wife is really dumber, yesterday I
was in the kitchen and I saw her purse on the table. Everything
was spilled out of it and there was a bunch of rubbers layin
there...and she ain't even got a dick!"
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