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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
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"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
—David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
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#187 There are over 61,000 pizzerias in the U.S.
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is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
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Q. How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A. They both look out their window and see Rubble.
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 The Old Man's Penis | | By: Laura | Published: 08/25/1999 | | |  |
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An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died.
Nurse Jones, realizing that Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him.
"It did? I'm sorry to hear that," she replied.
Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the halls at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said,
"Mr.Smith I thought you told me your penis died."
"It did," he replied, "today is the viewing."
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Ha ha......
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pookiemon
(03.28.2001 2:28:47 AM EST)
It was funny
I give it 3 out of ten.
The Fantabulous Pookie Master
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Old Penis
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kweenbee
(12.16.2000 0:16:52 AM EST)
It's great! Wisdom comes with age like mine. This old geezer wasn't stupid.
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old penis
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hikali
(09.13.2000 4:05:26 AM EST)
old birdhikali_ice
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SUCKS
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(09.08.2000 5:13:33 PM EST)
IS NOT FUNNY
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