MEN ARE LIKE...
Men are like... Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money,
they don't generate much interest.
Men are like... Blenders. You need one, but you're not
quite sure why.
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they
usually head right for your hips.
Men are like... Commercials. You can't believe a word
they say.
Men are like... Computers Hard to figure out and never
have enough memory.
Men are like... Coolers. Load them with beer and you can
take them anywhere.
Men are like... Copiers. You need them for reproduction,
but that's about it.
Men are like... Curling irons. They're always hot, and
they're always in your hair.
Men are like... Government bonds. They take so long to
mature.
Men are like... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to
do and are usually wrong. .
Men are like... Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all
that bright.
Men are like... Mascara. They usually run at the first
sign of emotion.
Men are like... Place mats. They only show up when
there's food on the table.
Men are like... Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap,
and unreliable.
Men are like... Weather. Nothing can be done to change
either one of them.
