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  • "I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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    How to impress a woman

    By: Brad KilmerPublished: 02/09/2000
     
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    How to impress a woman

    • Wine her,
    • Dine her,
    • Call her,
    • Hug her,
    • Hold her,
    • Surprise her,
    • Compliment her,
    • Smile at her,
    • Laugh with her,
    • Cry with her,
    • Cuddle with her,
    • Shop with her,
    • Give her jewelry,
    • Buy her flowers,
    • Hold her hand,
    • Write love letters to her,
    • Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
    ******************************** HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
    • Show up naked,
    • Bring beer.

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    FALSE (0 replies)
    started by zamasaky
    (02.09.2001 5:06:13 PM EST)

    As a joke,OK.But in reality,I have had many ladies give as much as receive.

    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.07.2000 7:39:30 PM EST)

    LMAO

    yo man i m first (0 replies)  
    started by robtheman
    (10.14.2000 8:34:16 PM EST)

    that is so true man

    OKAY TERRIFIC

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