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What's In A Name?

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 08/08/2001
 
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A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"

The judge said that was correct.

"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.

The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."

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    started by roger
    (08.08.2001 10:15:46 AM EST)
    This was funny.

    Thanks and good afternoon to you Mr. Patron.. hahahaha j/k

    Throwing a handfull of goofballs as he moves on to the next post.

    Rock on!! Orgasm Donor

    This also reminds me (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.08.2001 9:21:33 AM EST)
    This also reminds me of the Prim and Proper Lady who walked into the Bar with a Duck under her arm. She sat down at one end and ordered a Martini.

    The Drunk at the other end of the Bar said, "That has got to be the ugliest Pig I have ever seen."

    The Lady said, "Well excuse me sir. I"ll have you know that is a Duck, not a Pig!"

    The Drunk said, "Well excuse me, I was talking to the Duck!"

    I'd heard it before ... (2 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.08.2001 4:51:51 AM EST)
    but I like it !


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    Smart revenge.... (0 replies)
    started by nakedcanuck
    (08.08.2001 2:04:43 AM EST)

    ...tastes oh, so sweet.

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    Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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    started by kweenbee
    (08.08.2001 0:10:02 AM EST)
    Good way to get it in. Way to go.

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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