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Married 50 Years

By: acidintervalPublished: 09/18/2003
 
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"

Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replied Gramps, "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!

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    lmmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.19.2003 3:55:08 PM EST)

    good one acid.......hahahahahahaha

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    started by corjones
    (09.18.2003 6:29:13 AM EST)

    Good start to the day Acid
    LMAO!

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    Her teeth are upstairs in a glass.

    A golden oldie, Acid. ^5!

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