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Lost Wives

By: tjsherePublished: 11/19/2004
 
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Two guys are in a supermarket when their carts collide. Bob says, "I'm sorry, I was looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate," says Joe.

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" asks Bob.

Joe replies, "She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm breasts and a magnificent backside. What does your wife look like?"

"Never mind," says Bob, "let's look for yours!"

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    Supermarkets Are Actually (1 reply)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (11.20.2004 10:58:47 PM EST)

    A great place to meet women.

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    Me too... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (11.19.2004 5:05:08 PM EST)

    I wish I could lose my wife that easy.

    God Bless Our Vets!

    hell yeah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.19.2004 4:02:37 PM EST)

    lets look for her...lmfao
    great joke

    waaaaahaaaa!!! (0 replies)
    started by jimbobiglotto
    (11.19.2004 9:41:59 AM EST)

    ah, that one was good... that'll keep me smilin' today.
    well, that and the vodka I slipped in my morning OJ...

    I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!

    I agree ........ (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.19.2004 9:29:42 AM EST)


    let's all look for her
    ......and then when I'm standing there looking at her
    my wife will find me.

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