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A Fair Divorce Settlement

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 12/14/2007
 
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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

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    The good news is (0 replies)  
    started by bd2son
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    there's no alimony in Texas. The bad news the ex got the house and the retirement accounts I got the bills. The other good news, I mean great news, is I no longer have her. The bills have been paid and she still has herself and I'm a happy man.

    (_E=mc˛_)

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