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A British Company Implants

By: bd2sonPublished: 05/11/2006
 
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A British company is developing computer chips that store music in women's breast implants.

This is being considered a major break-through and will solve a perennial problem.

The perennial problem: Women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.11.2006 8:54:29 PM EST)

    great joke

    Yea but (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.11.2006 9:01:51 AM EST)


    some women have bigger speakers that others do.

    Terrific idea! (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.11.2006 3:57:13 AM EST)


    And I'll bet plugging in the headset will be quite enjoyable, too.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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