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    Ole And The Policeman

    By: bd2sonPublished: 06/22/2006
     
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    Ole was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.

    "Twenty dollars." she whispers.

    He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.

    "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

    "I'm making love to my wife," Ole answers indignantly.

    "Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

    "Well," Ole says, "neither did I, until you shined that light in her face."

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    $20 to bang your own wife? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.22.2006 7:09:06 AM EST)


    I've spent a hell f a lot more on her
    and gotten a hell of a lot less.

    Could have been worse (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.22.2006 6:34:53 AM EST)


    Could have been the cop's wife.

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