A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange..................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh, my God, 'They're ass-holes!'
