ATM's - Male Vs. Female
By: bd2son	Published: 05/06/2007
A sign in the local Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing a new drive-through ATM enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." MALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to the cash machine. 2. Put down your car window. 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. 6. Put window up. 7. Drive off. FEMALE PROCEDURE: 1. Drive up to cash machine. 2. Reverse and back up the required distance to align car window with the machine. 3. Set parking brake, put the window down. 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card. 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. 8. Insert card. 9. Re-insert card the right way. 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. 11. Enter PIN. 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. 13. Enter amount of cash required. 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook 18. Re-check makeup. 19. Drive forward 2 feet. 20. Reverse back to cash machine. 21. Retrieve card. 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided. 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. 25. Redial person on cell phone. 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. 27. Release Parking Brake. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Step #27 (0 replies) started by ajk454 (05.06.2007 1:15:12 PM EST) was a doozy! Okay, Goofettes, any rebutals?

This is great (0 replies) started by thegrandpatron (05.06.2007 9:35:22 AM EST) but it's a joke right? She hung up her cell phone? I don't think that would happen in real life.

Hahahahaha, perfect! (0 replies)   started by tjshere (05.06.2007 8:36:56 AM EST) One thing I've learned - whether it's at a fast food drive-thru or a drive-up ATM......if there's a woman in a minivan in line, forget it. Park your car and go inside.

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