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    New Haircut: Men vs Women

    By: bd2sonPublished: 05/08/2007
     
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    Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

    Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

    Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

    Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

    Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

    Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

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    Man1: Yeah.

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    Man 1: (2 replies)
    started by ajk454
    (05.08.2007 5:00:10 AM EST)

    Sure did. She brushed up against me several times.

    Man 2 (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.08.2007 2:22:21 AM EST)


    Did the woman who cut it have big tits?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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