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"But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans." -George W. Bush, in a media roundtable discussion, March 13, 2001
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"You know the world is off tilt, when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
— Charles Barkley
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#14 Camel's milk does not curdle.
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... is so fat, She can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find!
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 The miraculous effects of toilet paper | | By: MissAttitude | Published: 03/23/2000 | | |  |
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her
a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just
stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him
how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of
the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few
seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet
paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between
her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet
paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow
over the years?"
The husband shrugs. "Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't
it?"
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grrrrrrrr
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started by
ronnietosh
(03.20.2001 5:01:01 AM EST)
i hate u all u fecin fags
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great
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started by
cuntlips
(03.15.2001 4:50:18 PM EST)
i love italpha hydroxy
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