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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
 
 

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The Last 10 Things any Man would ever say:

By: TheAdvisorPublished: 11/24/1998
 
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10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.

7. Her tits are just too big.

6. Sometimes I want to be held.

5. That chick on "Murder, She Wrote" gives me a woody.

4. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.

3. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

2. Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Alley McBeal.

1. I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions

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    Wrong (0 replies)
    started by jasonerickson
    (11.30.2000 3:21:25 PM EST)

    I like watching Alley Mcbeal and going to the mall. I always Offer ladies a drink and practice safe sex!

    #11 (0 replies)  
    started by chris2c
    (10.28.2000 12:02:36 PM EST)

    and the one that did not make it is ooo i cant wait till your mother comes to stay with us.

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