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By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/28/1999
 
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Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you.

Q: Why did God create man?
A: Because vibrators don't mow lawns.

Q: What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
A: No mind - No business.

Q: How are men and parking lots alike?
A: The good ones are taken and what's left is handicapped.

Q: Why is it hard for a woman to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.

Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Q: Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
A: So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they're all pigs.

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