"Because we acted, torture rooms are closed, rape rooms no longer exist, mass graves are no longer a possibility in Iraq." —Bush, remarks at "Ask President Bush" event, Michigan, May 3, 2004
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"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue." — Richard Nixon
Snapple Facts
#151 The fastest served ball in tennis was clocked at 154 mph in 1963.
Yo Mama ...
is so hairy she's got Afro's on her nipples!
One Liners
Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Custer have in common? A: They both wondered: "Where the fuck are all those Tomahawks coming from?!"
The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables and their pesticides can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding Cake."
Yeah........
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started by
tjshere
(11.01.2002 3:57:25 AM EST)
I'm sure it took more than a few years off of my life. It made my schween really lonely too.
I'll buy that
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started by
kweenbee
(11.01.2002 0:16:34 AM EST)
It's slow and painful.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
