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Can't wait til the honeymoon !?!

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 12/03/1998
 
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A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the alter and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.

The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up - you look so excited."

The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."

Now - the bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says,"Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited."

The bride replies "I have just given the last blow job of my entire life."

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    eurghhh THAT SUX. (0 replies)
    started by qwerty40
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    started by abcdefgh
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    That sucks to be the groom!

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