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Mmmmm, You Smell Good

By: fishPublished: 08/04/2000
 
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A guy walks up to a girl and says, "Damn baby, you smell good. Whatcha' got on?"

The girl responds "I got on Chanel No.5. You smell good too, what do you got on?"

The man says, "I got a hard on, but I didn't know you can smell it."

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    deeznutz (0 replies)
    started by deeznutz
    (08.04.2000 4:08:00 PM EST)

    i guess this piece of shit will go to the blond's section

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

    first has no friends (0 replies)
    started by sluggodude
    (08.04.2000 2:34:13 PM EST)

    First, you should be called a G.A.L cause you need to get a life.

    WTF? (0 replies)
    started by MeMNoCH
    (08.04.2000 1:16:26 AM EST)

    ?

    I am first!! (0 replies)  
    started by aznkid5
    (08.04.2000 0:46:28 AM EST)

    I am first becuase i haev the powe to!!

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