A husband, wife and a son walk into an ice cream parlor. The dad
says "I'll have a chocolate." The wife says "I'll have a
vanilla." Then the dad slaps his son in the back of the head and
says "What do you want, Fat-head?"
The lady helping them says "Why did you hit him on the back of
the head and call him 'Fat-head'? "
The husband says " there are three things in life a man wants:
the first thing is a nice big truck. And you see that nice big
truck sitting right outside? That's my nice truck!
The second thing in life a man wants is a nice big house. You
see that nice big house on top of the hill on the edge of town?
That's my big house!
The third thing in life a man wants is a nice tight pussy, and I
had THAT until Fat-head came along!"
