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"We've had a great weekend here in the land of the enchanted."—Bush, referring to New Mexico, "The Land of Enchantment" Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Jobs and Growth in Albuquerque," May 12, 2003
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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
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#160 One alternative title that had been considered for NBC's hit "Friends" was "Insomnia Cafe".
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is so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
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 Grocery Shopping | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/21/1999 | | |  |
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a
few things when he noticed an old lady
following him around.
Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally
he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made
you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my
son, who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I
can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye,
Mother!' ? It would make me feel
so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total
was $127.50.
"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the
clerk.
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