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"We're expediting the administrative appeals process, so that disputes over projects are resolved quickly. In other words, not everybody agrees with thinning, there will objections. But we want those objections to be heard, of course—every citizen needs to hear a voice." —Bush, hearing voices in Summerhaven, Ariz. Source: The White House, "President Bush Promotes Healthy Forests in Arizona," Aug. 11, 2003
 
 

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How to Impress Men and Women

By: LauraPublished: 04/15/1999
 
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HOW MEN CAN IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her...

HOW A WOMEN CAN IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked.
Bring beer.

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    well........ (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (12.12.2000 9:29:39 AM EST)

    You Might need refer too for the guys

    yep (0 replies)  
    started by podunk
    (07.06.2000 3:18:59 PM EST)

    thats pretty much how it is

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