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Why Men Should Always Listen to Women's Instructions

By: PhantomPublished: 03/10/1999
 
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While on an airplane a man had to use the restroom in bad way, but there was a very long line. A flight attendent noticed that he had to use the restroom and told him that he may use the womens restroom but that he was not to push any buttons. The man said that he would not push any buttons and thanked her for allowing him to use the womens restroom.

When he was through he noticed the buttons that he was told not to touch. There were 4 buttons tilted WA WW PP ATR. Well being a man he had to push them. One of the buttons had WW printed on it the man pushed it and warm water sprayed on his bottom. That was not so bad so he went ahead and pushed the button that had WA printed on it and warm air dried his bottom. He pushed another button that had PP on it and a powder puff powdered his bottom at this time he was thinking that the women had it really good and what the hell he could push the the last button that was titled ATR.

When he awoke he was in a hospital bed and a nurse came in. He asked why he was here because the last thing that he remembered is that he was in the womens restroom on a plane. The nurse said yes and you had a really nice time until you you pushed the Atomatic Tampon Remover, your penis is under the pillow.

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    granny s g a cat (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.29.2001 11:31:07 AM EST)

    if your server is OL'd, just say so or fix the problem w/dnld button.
    thanx, tom

    AARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!! (0 replies)  
    started by Asp
    (07.09.2000 7:31:40 AM EST)

    I hate stories like that, even though I can see it coming.

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