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"And then we marched to war, war in Afghanistan and Iraq, all of whichaffected the people's confidence. That's a tough — tough hurdles to cross,when it came to our economy." —Bush, speaking in Winston-Salem, N.C., Nov. 7, 2003
 
 

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At The Urologist
My internal medicine doctor got me a referral to a ...
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Published : 09.04.2008

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Depression
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline. Got ...
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Published : 08.29.2008

Rate: 4.00
Entertainment At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude ...
Published : 08.20.2008

Rate: 3.20
An Active, Productive Retirement!
I've often been asked, "What do you do now that you're ...
Published : 08.19.2008

Rate: 3.62
The Tearful Bride
A new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs ...
Published : 08.13.2008

Rate: 3.50
No Place Like Heaven
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting ...
Published : 08.09.2008

Rate: 1.88
The Frog And The Crystal Ball
A frog goes to see a medium. She looks into her crystal ...
Published : 08.05.2008

Rate: 3.13
The Blind Leading The Blind
Women who are out walking their dogs meet on a street ...
Published : 08.04.2008

Rate: 3.83
Jesus & The Redneck
An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one ...
Published : 07.23.2008

Rate: 2.88
Things Difficult To Say
Words and phrases that are hard to say ...
Published : 07.20.2008

Rate: 2.20
Phone Trouble
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company ...
Published : 06.13.2008

Rate: 3.83
Hunting Accident
An Iowa duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 06.02.2008

Rate: 2.62
Driving Test
A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, ...
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Published : 06.01.2008

Rate: 2.00
Make A Noise Like A Frog
A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma ...
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Published : 05.21.2008

Rate: 3.83
Canadian Beer
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.
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Published : 05.20.2008

Rate: 3.73
A Frican Elephant
Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.19.2008

Rate: 3.73
Montana Cowboy
A Montana cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.16.2008

Rate: 3.62
How The Fight Started With Grumpy
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.15.2008

Rate: 3.06
Senior Driver
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.14.2008

Rate: 3.73
Modern Medicine Saves the Day
Ted wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness ...
Published : 05.07.2008

Rate: 3.73
It's Not For Him Stupid
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.05.2008

Rate: 3.43
Elephant Story
Sometimes these "heartwarming" stories are a bit too ...
Published : 05.04.2008

Rate: 3.73
A Bun In The Oven
A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 05.03.2008

Rate: 3.73
Grandpa's Driving Mistake
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter ...
Published : 04.07.2008

Rate: 3.00
Banned From Wally World
Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists ...
Published : 03.29.2008

Rate: 3.85
Farmer Knows Best
A cocky Department of Agriculture representative ...
Published : 03.28.2008

Rate: 3.73
Army Vs. Navy
An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy ...
Published : 03.27.2008

Rate: 3.82
A Fair Ruling
After several months of anticipation, Mr. Clark finally ...
Published : 03.26.2008

Rate: 3.62
Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some ...
Format: Unknown
Published : 03.22.2008

Rate: 3.83
2008 Tax Code - Revised
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the ...
Published : 03.20.2008

Rate: 3.83

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