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	George W. Bush
	"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count - at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

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	"Just try to imagine what it would be like to be 300 million years old." — President Clinton in Ashe County, N.C. He was speaking on the banks of the New River, which scientists say is the oldest river in the United States.

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	#32 There are one million ants to every human in the world.

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	... is so fat, When she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass!"

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	Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A. Mace will do that to you.

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	All U.S. Presidents elected after 1997 will only receive Secret Service protection for 10 years after leaving office!