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Things You Will Never See

By: alPublished: 04/26/1999
 
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Michael Jackson day care centers
Ray Charles vision centers
Ted Kennedy driving schools
O.J. Simpson carving Knives
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Bob Denver flying schools
Bill Clinton Chastity belts
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    Correction & some more (0 replies)
    started by DoubleBubble
    (04.26.2001 4:55:41 PM EST)

    The Bob Denver flying schools is supposed to be John Denver, isn't it? Bob is Gilligan! Here are some more:

    Dan Quayle dictionary
    Richard Simmons marriage retreat
    Al Gore charisma school
    IRS cash redistribution center
    Britney Spears chastity training
    Goofball politically correct page
    (Don't even think about it!)

    heres another 1 (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (04.26.2001 2:59:35 PM EST)

    a funny joke by al,no offence but that sucked

    We're going to infest

    how true (1 reply)  
    started by aenemia
    (02.11.2001 9:58:01 PM EST)

    heh, amazingly true

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