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  • "And then we'll be going to Goree Island, where I'll be giving a speech about race, race in the world, race as it relates to Africa and America. And we're in the process of writing it. I can't give you any highlights of the speech yet because I, frankly, haven't seen it." —Bush, discussing preparations for his trip to Africa Source: White House, "President Bush Discusses Upcoming Africa Trip with Reporters Remarks by the President in Roundtable Interview with African Print Journalists," July 3, 2003
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    Confucius say...

    By: LauraPublished: 01/01/2000
     
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    "Man who fart in church, sit in own pew."

    "School boy who fool around with school girl during wrong peroid, get caught red handed."

    "Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand."

    "Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."

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